Jokistan

[[In every country, there is a group of people that are considered
stupid and people make good fun of them (ie: blonds in the US). The
best part about these jokes is that one can simply interchange the
type of the stupid person to retrofit it for the proper audience.
We're going to call all such characters SantaJi. Maybe we'll create
a Chinese character for the name to make it more universal and treat
the name like the legend that he is. This idea is patent pending.]]

SantaJi always wanted to marry a virgin. In fact, he told his
future in-laws that if the girl is not a virgin, he'd divorce her. After
a big wedding, he marries his dream girl -- SakinehJiJi. Every thing
goes well until the second night where he gets really mad and wants a
divorce because SakinehJiJi is not a virgin. His father comes and
asks why he did not do this on the first night. SantaJi says that
SakinehJiJi was a virgin on the first night!