Jokistan

Sunday, January 23, 2005

 

Happy Inaugral Day

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force
One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could
throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very
happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills
out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his
co-pilot, "You believe those big shots back there? Hell, we could
throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very
happy!"

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