Jokistan

Thursday, February 17, 2005

 

More elephants

I love elephant jokes. Here are some more

1) How do you fit 4 elephants in a Toyota Camry?

Two in the front, two in the back

2) How do know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

The door won't close

3) How do you know there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator?

You'll hear them whispering

4) How do you know there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?

You'll see footmarks in the butter.

5) How do you know there are 4 elephants in your refrigerator?

There is a Toyota Camry parked outside.

Comments: Post a Comment

<< Home

Archives

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?