Jokistan

John: Dad can u write in the dark? Dad: I think so. What is it u want me
2 write. John: Ur signature on this report card

What did the postcard say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go
places.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a hand!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and
groom.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken

Was Dracula ever married? No, he was a bat-chelor!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with? The girl necks door!

What's an ig? An Eskimo's house without a loo.

Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He
threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was
looking for loopholes!

How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to
move.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? It
might be your bicycle.

What's the definition of mixed emotions? Watching your attorney drive
over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were
mummies.

What happens to cows during an earthquake? They give milk shakes!

posted by Jokistan  # 10:29 AM