Jokistan

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise
me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'there's no Santa speech'.
At seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech'. When I was
eight, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy speech'. Now if
you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll
have nothing left to live for."

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posted by Jokistan  # 11:22 AM