I heard on the radio, an Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Seven to Twenty One times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Concul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too
Concul: Man,.........i isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!